...er, you know, I could have easily told you that. In fact, I rather think I did. Pity I did so after you'd already nearly drowned yourself in wassail. "A good idea," you said. "He'd go for it anyway," you said. I'd only do so because of the tea used in the recipe you imbibed.

Do be a little more responsible next time, dear boy- and do check your facts before you embarrass me again.

And speaking of responsibility... exactly how many dalliances will you have me running before you've about forced me to regenerate out of sheer horror?

Go to bed, you goose. Your week's pay already looks ridiculously scant; you've no need to play sick tomorrow as well.

So here we are yet again, been some time.

Now that I have your attention let me make the statement of it's getting very boring in this little 'head space' if yours. The other people...oh where do I start on these lowlife cretins you have around here. It's a miracle you have someone like me here.

It cannot be that hard to find me a place that has Esther there. And not the priest while I'm at it. I don't need to deal with a monster outside of work. That's just no fun at all.

Hop to, little girl~. I'm waiting~.

Oh so sincerely,
Dietrich von Lohengrin

So, you said you want to give it another try, Mun-san? But, didn't you also say that writing applications are and I quote, "a pain in the ass"?

Well, it's your choice. Whichever makes you happy. Though, it would be nice if I would be able to see the others especially Hikaru and Umi. It's been rather long since I last did. Still, it's up to you!

And oh, please drink your cough medicine. I'm almost sure you won't get knocked out for five hours if you do.

Yours truly,
Hououji Fuu

Mun, I've only been in your headspace for half a day and I'm bored already. If you expect me to just sit around and wait while you go through the entire series again, you're wrong. Find Kaoru or give me a DSi. If you don't then I'll do everything I can to escape this pathetic place.

By the way, exactly what do you plan to do with one icon? Make more now. And they sure as hell better be better looking than this cheap one.

He didn't disappear. He's coming back. You know this, too. It's not going to do us any good if we both keep worrying.

Well done, mun! You've finally fulfilled the dream you've had for awhile now, which was to make a journal and give playing me a go.

It doesn't matter how nervous you are. You can't achieve something without taking a little risk, anyway. And besides, I think you're doing fine for never having written me before.

Now, once you've found a place for me to go, we'll be even better off. I'm not in any hurry, understand. Being... well... being what I am means I have all the time in the world!

I'd just like to see Harry again, you know. We had such a short time together, and I had a lot more to tell him, as I'm sure he did too. And, I really wouldn't mind seeing my old friend James again. And of course his lovely wife Lily. But one thing at a time. We have plenty of time for that later.

Anyway, well done, again, mun. A very fine effort.

Best regards,
Sirius

You're really not as clever as you think you are, mun. In any case, thank you for finally keywording my icons.

Now don't you think you should settle on the real keywords you're going to use?



Wait, that's better. How nice for you to be so prompt... for once.

Mundane-sama! Y... Y... You're really kind, suddenly creating me like this so quickly...!

... What do mean that you're 'horrified with my new characterization in canon'? I... I will work hard to be Beatrice! But...

... Where is Father?

But he won't be there...

I want to be..... where he is.....

Can't you place me where he and I will be..... together....?

Miss Mun,

I.

That is...

Ah...

I feel silly. Let's just put this under the rug, OK?

Miku

Mun-san, what are you doing?

Your muse for me is slipping away? What does that even mean? I understand that I'm playing second-fiddle here, but is it too much to ask for you to try a bit harder? Please, Mun-san. I know we could have fun if we try! Just... keep me on solid ground, alright?

Time is running out. I'm not slipping away because I want to.

Writer.

Thank you. I'm not sure I can express how deeply grateful I am for the chance to see him again.

- Levi

Don't you think it's getting rather crowded up in your headspace? Stupid girl, you keep adding kidnapping people to your list of 'muses'. Take the two new people you're considering from a single show. That's rather pathetic, don't you think?

Wait a sec, you don't think.

Though I will say Jayne is fun, he can stay.

So, that game. That I'm gonna be in. Yeah, that one, remember it? D'you maybe wanna... finish that? Soon? 'Cause I'm really fucking tired of sitting here waiting for something to happen. I mean, I'd be totally happy hanging out and not going there ever, but since you're so set on it and since I apparently can't convince you otherwise, I'd like to just hurry up and get it over with.

Buuut, that would mean expecting you to actually do work. And clearly, that's just too much to ask.

No. Not me. Not only do you lack the talent to do it but you also lack the time.

You get up, you work, you come back and you have half a neuron left. These are facts.

You probably don't even know anything about me. I can't help you with that. I barely know myself. Sometimes I remember things one way, sometimes another. Memory sometimes makes merciful deletions. A guy's gotta keep his options open.

But don't worry, love, your humble jester always finds your flailing about amusing. Please, continue to stress about this.

Finally! Maybe you ain't a damn pansy-woman after all!
This is JUST what I fucking need!

Not that I'm uh-- any less awesome in modern times of course.
But yeah now the dogs of war are really gonna bite. Kesese~ I'll show those Allies.
Every single one- I'll make it real special like too, you know Prussian classy.

Now we just need to get the other Axis (Except Specks and the girl's troll-wife lets just get rid of them yeah?) and the REAL fun can start.
Not everyday I get a second chance!

Not gonna' fucking blow it this time! Nope! Just you wait Somarium!
Heheh and you weirdo people in that floaty castle thing!

Mister non-nation's gone!

I'll be back January 6th!

Now let's play some war!

-From the glorious Prussia, with love.

Dear Mun,

I'm glad you finally decided to make me. Don't be discouraged if you don't get my voice right away, though. Especially since you don't have anywhere for me to play yet. I'm sure you'll do just fine.

Dear Mun,

It's been about a month since you've been working two jobs. I should... probably encourage you to stick with it, but I can tell you're miserable. I know you like both jobs for different reasons, but keeping both isn't making you happy! It's like your father said, you can always get more money, but you can't get more time. Once time is gone, you can't get it back.

Just... think about it. If you stay with it at least another month, maybe you'll have a better idea of how you really feel about it in the long run.

In the meantime, I need to have a word with you. I've SEEN those conversations you've had, and really, I don't know where you got the idea that it will ever WORK, even a little bit. I'm not that easily persuaded! I'm going to call Zidane, and talk to him, and you wait and see. You're wrong.

Now, I have a party to plan. Will you please remember to send out those invitations? And don't forget, I want to go visit Ashe and see the baby.

Regards,
Garnet til Alexandros Dagger